Medellín Cartel
Investment Pitch Deck 1987
Executive Summary
Company Overview
- • Market leader in agricultural exports
- • International distribution network spanning 5 continents
- • Revenue growth: 500% YoY (1986)
- • Current market valuation: $25B USD
Key Metrics
- • Market share: 80% of global distribution
- • Operating in 15+ countries
- • 5,000+ employees worldwide
- • Proprietary transportation network
Market Opportunity
Market Size
• Global Market: $500B annually
• Growth Rate: 25% YoY
• US Market: 50B annually
• EU Market: 20B annually
Target Demographics
• High-net-worth individuals
• Entertainment industry
• Nightlife establishments
• Premium social venues
Growth Catalysts
• Increasing disposable income
• Growing social acceptance
• International trade routes
• Political alignments
Business Model
Supply Chain Integration
- • Direct sourcing from producers
- • Quality control laboratories
- • Proprietary processing facilities
- • Secure storage infrastructure
Distribution Network
- • Multi-modal transportation
- • Strategic transit points
- • Local distribution partners
- • Last-mile delivery solutions
Revenue Generation
- • Premium pricing strategy
- • Volume-based discounts
- • Territory exclusivity fees
- • Partnership revenue sharing
Risk Management
- • Diversified supply routes
- • Strategic relationship building
- • Asset protection measures
- • Contingency planning
Revenue Streams
Premium Products
$350M
Monthly Revenue
Distribution
$250M
Monthly Revenue
Licensing
50M
Monthly Revenue
Partnerships
00M
Monthly Revenue
Global Logistics Network
Seamless shipping from every port. Your cargo, our command.
- Real-time tracking across 200+ ports
- 72-hour guaranteed delivery windows
- Zero-temperature excursions
Port of Manila, Philippines
Live updates every 30 seconds
Medellín estates, Colombia
Exclusive access, zero exposure
Unmatched Competitive Edge
Control every route. Own every market. Outperform every rival.
- Monopolized supply chains across Americas
- Zero-day delivery to 37 countries
- 100% untraceable financial flow
Risk Analysis
Identify threats. Neutralize enemies. Stay invisible.
- Real-time intel on enforcement movements
- 24/7 counter-surveillance protocols
- Zero-compromise exit strategies
DEA surveillance unit
Neutralized within 24 hours
Real-time profit analytics
3.2 billion USD monthly
Financial Projections
Exponential growth. Untraceable profits. Zero audits.
- 420% ROI within 18 months
- Offshore liquidity pools: 12.8B USD
- Tax-free jurisdictions: 14 countries
Expansion Strategy
Conquer new territories. Dominate every market.
- Colombian jungle labs: 12 new sites
- Panama canal route secured
- European distribution hubs: 6 cities
Colombian jungle corridor
1,200 hectares under control
Medellín street network
800+ loyal operatives
Team Structure
Family first. Loyalty always. Zero betrayal.
- Inner circle: 12 trusted family members
- Regional commanders: 37 verified leaders
- Ground operatives: 3,200+ across Americas
Investment Proposal
Own the supply. Control the market. Reap billions.
- Minimum entry: 50M USD
- Quarterly dividends: 40% minimum
- Exit liquidity: guaranteed 24h
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Perfect money laundering front
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